Nothing beats a fresh slice of watermelon on a hot day, or as part of a cheeky tropical cocktail. Express your love for this wonderful fruit with this one-of-a-kind (or should we say ‘one in a melon’?) microfiber watermelon beach towel!
- 💦 Super absorbent microfiber material
- 😁 Sand repellent; keep the beach at the beach
- ⏳ Quick drying; no more soggy towels
- 👜 Thin material folds and rolls into compact shape
- ⚪ 150cm / 4ft11″ diameter
- 🎨 Colour intensity may vary slightly from display
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There really isn’t that much more to say about the towel other than the picture and the above, so let us give you some watermelon jokes instead:
- Why did the watermelon go crazy? He lost his rind
- Why should you never go into business with a watermelon? They’re very seedy
- Why are watermelons so good at gossip? They have all the juice
- Why didn’t the watermelon get married? Because she cantaloupe
- What became of the watermelon who robbed a bank? He became a waterfelon
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